lizardsfromspace:

mapswithoutwyoming:

lizardsfromspace:

lizardsfromspace:

Twitter has simultaneously stopped showing if a retweet is a retweet - while people are already complaining at length about seeing tweets from people they don’t follow, so hiding this will just make more people angry - and has changed their icon to the doge meme in what may have been a April Fools Day joke that was scheduled two days late. Amazing

The doge has dead pixels. They cut it out in paint

what the fuck is twitter

Wait. What’s a Wyoming?

oysterdrinker:

mutuals do this!!!!

(via highbidontcry)

the-real-numbers:

babygirl I’m about to get into discourse you’ve never even heard of

(via averyterrible)

orgyporgy:

Last night I dreamt I had to catch a rare golden cockroach for scientists and then naturally we went to a sex club to celebrate where a girl sat on my face but she complained the whole time and said “it’s like you’re thinking about cockroaches or something”

(via averyterrible)

transdykecock:

you have to sexualize me its for my mental health

(via morgan-le-fay-of-the-old-ways)

rhulk-kicked-me:

The horrors… they are truly astonishing… (not being cuddled)

(via morgan-le-fay-of-the-old-ways)

olreid:

ALT

janine is the only one playing this game right send tweet

fearnelesbian:

*sext* I’d take care of you when you’re not feeling well and I’d gently run my fingers through your hair while you sleep soundly on my chest

(via morgan-le-fay-of-the-old-ways)

cyproterone-girl:

I haven’t been posting much because I’m a PhD student and it’s finals and I’ve soooo much work to do between teaching/marking my own students and doing my own research and meeting my own deadlines. I’ve literally been reading this one book 16 hours a day for the past 3 days because I need to know what it says by Monday. But today something finally broke in me and… 😳😳😳 the book is starting to make me ambiently horny 😳😳😳 and I’ve been half hard for like two hours now 😳😳😳

If you want to help me through this confusing and stressful time, I’m severely underpaid and little gifts from my wishlist make my day!

(via cypro-girl)

the-tatted-scientist:

Demon girls pspspsps. I have treats. *shakes box*

(via sharkgirl-sydney)

needy-cute-transgirl:

macintheknight:

she’s so cute and passionate and nerdy and cool

i wanna suck her cock

(via amshornyblog)

docileandlazy:

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

(via jarofteeth)

ofdarklands:

alexyquest:

funny-tik-toks:

weird little man

(via wanderingquill)

:

^is thinking about a messy kinky t4t orgy again

(via morgan-le-fay-of-the-old-ways)